Kevins got a heavy case of the bubbly biscuits.

So kevin thought it would be funny to stick a moldy banana in his narrators exhaust pipe. Guess who's in the hospital now. Kevins takin over temporarily. Hey guiz. It's kevin. let me tell you a story. My skinny jeans are cutting off the circulation to my frickin arteries. like why are they purple. purple koolaid up my nose. im frickin batman 2. im modding cod4 right now. my character is flying across the map. why are my shoes always brown. its like when the frick did i step in my moms bathroom.  so i went to the comic store, asked for a piece of gum, they asked me where the frick my pants were. i told them i sold it for redbull to pour down my pants. im in a frickin video game. im frickin magical. im a frickin bill gates of crack. i threw a brick at the store guy. i walked out with spider man comics andpicked a booger  out of my toes.i went to the lake to swim when a couple of guys made fun of my frickin green nipples. doesnt everyone have them. they threw a rock at my face and it knocked my glasses off. i fell over and pulled grass out of the ground and lit it on fire to  make a perfect joint. of poison ivy. i frickin squealed with my frickin earlbes and my bowels were triggered. a frickin racoon comes up to me an bites my frickin skinny jeans. im like what the frick, ive had these since i was 8. i walked home breathing heavily as a rott weiller was chasig me down the freeway. i frickin jumnped off the bridge and landed face first in the water. i grabbed onto a boat motor as it frickin swung me a frickin mile away. my toes were bleeding because i forgot my meds. woops. i swam out of the water with my ears then saw my facebook buddy. he cussed me out and broke my kneecap. he threw me on a frickin lawn mower and pushed me to the frickin diner. like what the frick. what a fart knocker. i am scared to leav my converse behind....