Kevin's momma just got a promotion. They're moving to Calfornia. Kevin was so excited he almost peed himself. His mom threw a hammer at his computer and told him to get in the monte carlo. Kevin got in the car, pulled down his pants, and said, "mom? can I work at subway?" and giggled as he poured his half full can of fanta down his thighs. His mom cussed at him and told him to get the rag. He grabbed the rag and cleaned it up crying. Sooner or later, they were on they're way to the West coast. He kept trying to change the radio station but his mom slapped his hand away everytime. He saw a bumper sticker that said "Obama Nation" and started puking in the ashtray. His momma finally let him change the station. He turned the knob and heard his favorite song playing. "California Girls" by Katy Perry. He began to shriek of joy when his mom picked up a plastic bag, formed it int a ball, and stuck it down his throat. He was gasping for air as he puked again, it being red and black this time, into the ashtray. He remembered hos his favorite song was playing and began to sing along. He got so happy he took off his shirt, stuck half his body out the window with his middle fingers up, screaming "N00BZZZZZ." He then pulled down his skinny jeans, and mooned the car next to him. The car next to him pulled down his window, threw a lit cigarette at kevins butt, and made kevin jump hitting his head on the roof of his car. His mom kept driving not caring about kevin. He began to smile though when snoop dogg started rapping though.
To be continued...
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